Alie's Sexy Yellow Rubber Ducky Blog

Thursday, August 05, 2010

I Told The Witch Doctor...

Today I went to the Naturopath.

The what?!

That's right. The Witch Doctor. The Chinese Herbalist. The Accupuncturist. The wacky one that MD's shudder at the sound of. Seriously, I didn't even know what a naturopath was until it was explained to me by the naturopath herself. But, there I was, in the office, waiting to be assessed.

Why was I even there, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

I have been experiencing dietary concerns for a very long time, but they seem to have become exacerbated in the past year, year and a half or so. It was certainly high time to do something about it. I couldn't distinguish what was causing me to feel sick when I ate and what wasn't. We thought perhaps a lactose intolerance, but it was finicky about when it wanted to flair up. Chicken hasn't been sitting well with me for a few months now; sometimes pasta does me in. Someone recommended seeing a naturopath when their digestive problems were solved, so I found the first one that didn't have a 6 month waiting time and booked an appointment.

First, I was running late, surprise, surprise. Then, as I pulled into the parking lot, I couldn't see a sign for their offices on the outside of the building, so using my excellent detective skills, ventured into the professional building to look for a list of resident businesses. Not one matched my idea of a naturopath office - there were lawyers, insurance companies, landscaping, but no wellness centre. I phoned mum, but ended up deciding for myself that they were probably on level two. Luckily, that small success was mine.

Second, I forgot my wallet. Durrrrrrr.

Third, I am so horrible at filling out intake forms. They ask you questions that you only think about when you're filling out intake forms! I don't know the exact date of my last physical! I can't remember my diet for the past week, let alone yesterday! Grr.

On the bright side, Dr. E is great. She's very honest, welcoming, friendly... the list could go on. She did, as I mentioned above, explain to me what a naturopath does, and the difference between MDs and NDs. She likes to base her treatments in science before trying more holistic mthods, which I appreciate, having some skepticism about Chinese medicine, acupuncture, chakras (voodooism?), etc.

She was also very honest about the treatment plan we are starting with. The Elimination Diet.

That is, take out like, everything and then slowly bring things back, one at a time, and watch for adverse reactions. Dr. E pointed out that the 'Do' list is longer than the 'Don't', but with our Western diet, things like gluten and dairy are staples in sooooooooooo many things. I now have to be super duper careful about everything I eat.

Quinoa for breakfast. Go me.

I'll try to blog about the diet. I hope this will help me to be actively recording any reactions I may experience, from mood swings, fatigue, to nausea when we start re-introducing items.

Did I mention this diet of like, nothing, is lasting for two weeks? 14 freaking days of dust! *sobs* Ok, ok, I'm playing this up.... there are lots of things to eat. But I'm going to have to get really creative with meal planning - oh, and actually plan a meal in advance, period.

Wish me luck.

Over and out,

~Alexandra

Thursday, May 03, 2007

My Ducky Was Lost, But Now Is Found

Zomg, I have a Blogger account? Oh yeah.... I had forgotten! Considering it's been nearly a year since I've posted here. Guess I'll start today!

Well my life's pretty grand right now. Soccer seems to be in the works (finally!) and I might even get to play with a new friend I made this year at school. And, school's out! It's a nice feeling, though I'm starting Spring class next Monday but I'm actually "psyched" for it! Okay, lame joke - I'm taking Psyc 104. I just got asked back for a second interview for a position as lifeguard at Millennium, and there's a chance I'll be going away for the summer to be a camp counselor somewhere in the United States. I hope to start up riding sometime... soon... eventually... when I get around to calling the stables... and possibly starting volunteer work with a local group that uses mini horses for human healing and therapy. Oreo and I have started up puppy class again; this time, it's basic agility stuff, so it's fun and interesting. Wow! It all seems a blur - but a good one.

I'm glad my good ol' sexy yellow rubber ducky is here to share it with me. Well... actually, that's Captain Ducky, whom I love. But sadly, he is not mine. We were together last summer and it was a sweet, sweet affair... we travelled around Edinburgh, Barcelona and England together and had a grand time. Maybe we'll meet again...

That's all for now. Just letting you know, life is good :)

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

My Rubber Ducky Ate My Homework...

Time to update!

So, I took my hard drive in, as I said in last post. They managed to get everything off of it, onto 2 DVDs (herm, I haven't checked them yet to see if EVERYTHING is on there... >.< ) and then told me the HD seemed completely fine.
Weird.
I still haven't managed to install Windows XP Professional on it but maybe it has something to do with the pirated copy I'm using. I could try my dad's legal copy of 2000, but that's boring. Maybe I'll just ask the boy's at j00's LAN nicely if they can see about fixing it...

I've started Driver's Ed, and I'm starting my in-car lessons tomorrow during spare. It should be interesting... I'm kind of nervous, but my dad and I went out with his car this evening for about an hour and a half (before his battery died at Rundle Park). That gave me more confidence in dealing with smaller cars, since I've only been driving my mum's mini-van and the thing's a beast to park.

Calculus is a blinkin NUSANCE and I hate it with all my being. Good thing I've prepared myself for my failure of it and I won't wish to kill myself for failing.

My mum volunteered me to be acolyte for Friday's church service. It's going to be interesting.... in case you didn't know, the acolyte is the person who lights the candles around the altar and extinguishes them at the end of the service. However, it being the second most important service in Chrisitianity, it's kind of a differing position from the norm. Or so I'm told. Apparently I have to light the candles, extinguish them after each reading, and then carry the Christ candle out... or something like that. I really don't know. Hopefully someone will be there to guide me through what the HE...CK I'm supposed to do.
Yes, hopefully.

Uh... I don't really have a lot else to say, except I think that some kid should tell their teacher that his rubber ducky ate his homework.
I think it's entirely plausible. You don't know what they're like in the dark of the bathroom, with the lights out. They may really be psycho ducks, ready to take over the world, one little child at a time.

Think about it.

~Alexandra

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Well, another day, another rubber ducky.

Okay, not quite.

About two weeks ago, my hard drive failed. Of course, I don't have a backup. So I had to take it in to the repair shop, and hopefully they can recover the data. Like, pictures from California. More specifically, Disneyland in March and San Francisco in August... then Texas and Mexico end of August... and all the pictures I took every month in between. And documents, stuff I'd like to keep. Boohoo! I hope they can fix it.

Not a lot to say... my waterbottle is yellow like a rubber ducky. Yep.

Laterz all,
~Alie

Monday, March 27, 2006

Rubber Duckies Rock My Socks.

You better believe it.


Rubber Ducky,
you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky,

I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
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Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky,

You're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
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Every day when I make my to the tubb
I find a little fella who's

Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
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Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
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Every day when I make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's

Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
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Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)

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Oh, and I found this interesting... www.occdsb.on.ca/~sel/rideau/fandd.htm
Lol!